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It took me 12 months to finish it.

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See?

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Do you like the colour? Yes, it's
lovely.

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See? Put it in the oven. I'll eat it
later.

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It's your new pullover.

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Well, don't do that. I can't hear you.
What's going on? Come on, get up. I want

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you to try it on. Oh, don't.

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Yeah, that's all right.

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Will you all right if I roll them up?
Yeah, well, just keep rolling. You'll

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an arm up there somewhere.

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Let me have it for a minute. Give it to
me.

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Well, what do you think?

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It's perfect.

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I knew it.

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You don't like it. I love it. It's very
nice.

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I'll get the phone. I should shut up you
two with it. Please keep quiet.

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Never mind, Sid.

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When I wash it, it'll shrink.

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Much doubt they're shrinking.

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What have you got on?

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My new sweater.

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Never mind, Daddy. When you wash it,
it'll shrink.

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Is the film finished?

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No. But don't worry, switch it off. I'll
wait till they repeat it.

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You're always watching those old cowboy
films.

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I should think by now you'd be saddle
sore.

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Do you have to have a never -ending
stream of visitors here every night?

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It was only Jeremy returning my LPs.

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Anyway, Daddy, my friends have to call
in person since you stopped me using the

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phone.

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Occasionally. Occasionally? You're on it
48 hours a day.

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I'm not now.

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Well, you can't be, can you? Because
he's always on it.

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Boy, put the phone down.

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Sid. Have you seen the phone, Bill?
They're just waiting for me to pay it so

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they can extend the post office tower.

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Boy, put it down.

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All right, calm down.

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I hung up. Thank you.

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It was for you.

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It's all right. It'll be for me. No, you
just stay right where you are. I'll do

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this. I've had enough of this.

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What the hell is it? Oh, I'm from the
GPO, madam.

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Is your husband in?

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Never mind his name.

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What do you want?

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I'd like to see your television licence,
please.

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What for?

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Because I'm from the post office.

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How?

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One of those detective vans? Yes, it is
outside.

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I thought you both were just a rumour.
The licence, sir, if you please. Yes, of

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course. Hang on a minute.

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I'll get it for you. Thank you. Right.

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Yes?

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Who is it? It's one of those TV
detective vans. Float wants to see our

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television licence.

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No. Yes.

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Tell him to call back. We're busy.

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If you give it to me and I show it to
him, he won't have to call back, will

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Your father wants to see the television
licence.

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Yes. Mike, Daddy wants to see the
television licence.

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We haven't got one.

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Haven't got what?

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A television licence.

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But I gave you the money to pay for it
weeks ago.

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Ah, yes, but Sally borrowed it. To lend
to Mike.

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You've got three seconds to come up with
that television licence.

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Dad? Yes? Do you remember that party we
threw for you at the Red Lion a few

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weeks ago for your birthday?

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And that lovely surprise present that
you were so thrilled with.

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And all those jelly deals and pie and
mash.

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Yeah, go on, go on, go on. Well, how do
you think we paid for it?

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You didn't use my television licence,
Manic. Oh, it's just the loan, Sid.

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They're saving up to pay me back and
then I'll get a licence.

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It's simple, Daddy.

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Is it?

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How much have you saved so far?

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£1 .27.

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But it was a lovely party, Fred. Of
course it was a lovely party. I bloody

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for it.

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You'll get it back, Daddy.

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Tell him to call again next month.

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Are you there, sir?

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Yes, all right, I'm coming.

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What was it you wanted?

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Television licence.

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Oh, yes.

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I wonder where that can be.

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Like my sweater.

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It'll shrink.

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Now, Mr Abbott, to save us time and
trouble, according to our records,

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it's in another name, you have not
renewed it.

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No. Well, we haven't renewed it because
we haven't got a telly. Oh.

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Hello, what's that?

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Your family having a shootout?

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No, that's the neighbours.

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They're having a party.

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They're having a good time, aren't they?

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Yes. Steve, I've had an idea.

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Oh, I thought you'd gone.

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Might come to shut up next door.

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May I?

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Excuse me.

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Well, I never.

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A television set.

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Where? Just behind you, sir.

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So there is.

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Ah, yes, but we don't use it. Do we sit?
No, no, no. I told him. Not since the

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licence expired.

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Oh, that's funny.

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It's warm.

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What do you do then? Cook on it?

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That's very funny.

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That's hysterical, isn't it? Can I show
you out? Mr Abbott, no licence despite

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reminders.

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What reminders?

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Initials, sir.

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Oh, it's Sidney Abbott. All right, all
right.

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No doubt about it. All right.

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I had no idea that we didn't have a
television licence. Now, I can explain.

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Save your breath, sir. You could listen.

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Tell it to the judge.

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He'll listen.

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Judge?

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So what are you going to do then, Sid?
I've already done it.

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I've sent back the form pleading not
guilty.

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You can't do that.

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I mean, if you didn't have a licence,
you're guilty.

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It wasn't my fault. I'm innocent.

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And you're being caught tomorrow?

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Yes, tomorrow.

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I see. Have you got a solicitor?

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I'm defending myself.

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You're joking!

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No, no, no, I know what I'm doing. With
my knowledge of the law and court

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procedure. Yeah, but you need training
for that sort of thing, see? Oh, no,

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seen it all on the telly. Look, pay the
fine.

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I am not paying the fine because I am
not guilty.

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Yeah, well, the only chance you've got
is to plead guilty, but insane.

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If they take into account the company I
keep, I might get away with it.

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Mr. Abbott, why can't you plead guilty
like the others?

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Because I am not guilty.

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We've heard the evidence from the GPO,
Inspector. You had a television set and

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you did not have a current license. It's
quite straightforward.

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Oh, no, it is not quite straightforward.

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In the interest of justice, I am
pleading not guilty for one very good

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May we hear that reason?

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I'm innocent.

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Are you legally represented?

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I'm defending myself.

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Oh, very well, get on with it. What's
your excuse?

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Excuse? I haven't come here to make
excuses.

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I'm defending myself, mate.

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I am not mate, Mr. Abbott.

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If you must address me at all, please do
so as you worship or sir.

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And how long is all this nonsense going
to take? We're extremely busy.

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You were supposed to be here to see that
I get a fair trial.

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I know my rights, mate. And I also know
that British justice goes all the way

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back to the Magna Carta.

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I hardly think the Magna Carta included
television licences.

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Are you sure you're qualified for this
job?

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I'm getting fed up with you, Mr Abbott.

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You conduct yourself properly or I'll
hold you in contempt of court.

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Well, you started it.

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Do you wish to cross -examine the
gentleman who gave evidence for the GPO?

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No, thank you.

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I have my own witnesses.

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Stand down, please.

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Call Mrs. Jean Abbott.

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Mrs. Jean Abbott!

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I'm here, Sid.

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Can't you take a stand?

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Please take the card in your right hand
and read the words thereon. Right hand,

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please.

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I swear by almighty God that the
evidence I shall give in this court

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the truth, the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth.

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Amen.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
There's no jury in this court.

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You address all your marks to me.

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Are you Mrs.

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Jean Abbott of 2 Howard Road?

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Oh, see, do you know very well who I am?

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Will you please answer the question, are
you Mrs. Jean Abbott, yes or no?

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Yes. Thank you.

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And are you related to the defendant?

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Who's the defendant?

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I am.

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I'll ask you again.

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Are you related to the defendant?

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Yes. Thank you.

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In what capacity? Miss Rabbit, is this
woman your wife? Yes. Well, please get

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with it.

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I want you to cast your mind back to
Thursday morning, the 27th of last

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Oh, no, Sid.

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The 27th was a Wednesday.

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I remember because the budgie had a
cough and you had to take him to the

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All right, it was a Wednesday. Now, do
you recall a conversation you had with

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the defendant during breakfast on that
day?

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No.

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Yes, you do. We went over it this
morning.

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Oh, yes.

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Yes, you came down to breakfast with a
hangover.

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And Mike had eaten all your sausages, so
you said you'd murder him. So I told

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you... Miss Rabbit, what is the point of
all this?

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If you give me half a chance, I'll get
to it.

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Did I give you 18 pounds in cash during
breakfast on that day?

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Oh, yes.

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Thank you.

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And what did I say in my exact words,
please?

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You said, here's 18 quid.

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Get that bloody licence, will you?

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And what did you do with that money?

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Oh, I lent it to Sally. Thank you. You
may stand down.

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Next witness, please.

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Miss Sally Abbott.

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Miss Sally Abbott, how long is this
business going on?

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Until I've proved I'm not guilty.

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Carry on.

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Please take the card in your right hand
and read the words thereon.

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I swear by almighty God that the
evidence I shall give in this court

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the truth, the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth.

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Are you Miss Sally Abbott of 2 Howard
Road?

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Yes, Daddy.

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Would you kindly tell the court your
relationship to the accused?

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Yes, Daddy.

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I'm his daughter.

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Thank you.

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Did you receive £18 in cash from the
previous witness just after I had gone

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work? Yes, I did.

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And what did you do with that money?

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I gave it to Mike. Thank you. You may
stand down.

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Let's witness, please, Mr.

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Michael Abbott.

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Mr.

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Michael... Mr. Abbott, will you please
return to the dock? I haven't finished

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yet. Please, Mr. Abbott. I've got
another way, Constable.

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All right. All right.

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All right.

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Now then, Mr. Abbott, to save us all
this rigmarole, would you mind telling

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what you're trying to prove?

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Your logic.

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I saved up that money to pay for that
license.

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Yes. I then gave the money to my wife
and told her to pay it.

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She gave the money to my daughter, who
gave it to my son, who blew it on a

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party.

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You have my sympathy.

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I should think so.

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Therefore, I did not know that we did
not have a license.

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And therefore, I did not knowingly fail
to purchase one.

252
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:49,499
Yes. And furthermore, and such as it is,
in view of the fact... that I did not

253
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,920
knowingly fail to purchase one, I
personally am not guilty.

254
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,200
Oh, I see. So you have summoned the
wrong fellow.

255
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,320
Right, thank you. And that is your case,
is it?

256
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,840
Yes, more or less. Thank you.

257
00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,100
Guilty fine, £50.

258
00:14:41,979 --> 00:14:43,100
Yes, I'm off.

259
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:47,399
Now, listen to me. No, I don't want to
hear another word. I've told you 50

260
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,440
times, I am not paying that fine on
principle.

261
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:54,100
But if you don't pay, you'll go to
prison. That's right, I'm going to

262
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,330
So while I'm having a farewell drink
with Trevor, will you kindly pack my

263
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,820
What about your dinner?

264
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,380
I'll have my dinner there.

265
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,700
45, 40, 45, 50.

266
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,440
Right. That is 50 quid.

267
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:14,660
Now, today is Friday. You pay that into
the court on Monday and you get me out.

268
00:15:14,661 --> 00:15:17,979
Right, Sid. Right. And you'll just be
away for the weekend?

269
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:19,030
That's all.

270
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:22,650
It's going to teach my little family a
lesson, isn't it?

271
00:15:22,651 --> 00:15:24,739
And you're really going to get arrested?

272
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:28,160
Yes. I've already phoned the court and
told them my 14 days is up. Yeah.

273
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:31,300
Well, I hope you'll be all right, Sid.
Yeah.

274
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,840
Of course I'll be all right.

275
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,400
Nice little cell all to myself.

276
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,560
Read the Sunday papers, feet up. Nice
restful weekend.

277
00:15:37,891 --> 00:15:39,979
Right, well.

278
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:44,319
By the time I went back and gave myself
up... This

279
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:48,160
is going to be a doddle.

280
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,480
Abbott! This way!

281
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:55,510
Come on, get a move on.

282
00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:58,840
Right, stand there.

283
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,290
And stand still.

284
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:03,319
Hey, hey, hey, don't you talk to me like
that. I know my rights.

285
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:07,540
It's all done. I've got a bloody
crummy... No talking.

286
00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:11,830
Right, I'll kit you up with a nice new
suit Monday morning.

287
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,320
McGurk, get up.

288
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,920
You've got a mate. Play, mate.

289
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,480
Shut up or I'll smash your faces.

290
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,610
Oh, yes.

291
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,760
Take no notice. He's a right madman.

292
00:16:23,761 --> 00:16:29,019
You're not putting me in there with
them, are you? We're a bit pressed for a

293
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:29,979
room, mate.

294
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:31,399
It's just for this afternoon.

295
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,840
He'll be discharged tonight.

296
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:34,970
Who is he?

297
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,130
Slasher McGurk.

298
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,300
Forget it. I'll pay the fine.

299
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,630
Come here, mate.

300
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,380
Man of principle, eh?

301
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:47,830
Right, inside.

302
00:16:49,711 --> 00:16:51,779
What's he in for?

303
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,360
Grievous bodily harm. Get him.

304
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,190
Don't worry, Mummy.

305
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,790
He's probably got a nice little room all
to himself.

306
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:05,020
And he's bound to make friends with the
other, you know, convict.

307
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,160
I'm sorry I'm late, Mum.

308
00:17:07,161 --> 00:17:10,539
But I've been all over the place trying
to raise that 50 quid for the fine.

309
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,630
Oh. Thank you, dear.

310
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,169
Did you try taking a collection at the
Heron House?

311
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:17,910
Yeah, I told everybody it was to pay a
fine to get Dad out of prison.

312
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,240
And it was packed, so I took the hat
round.

313
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:21,520
How much did you get?

314
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:23,180
37p.

315
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:26,869
37p, is that all?

316
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:30,660
Well, it didn't seem worth bringing it
home, so I had a drink with it.

317
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:37,350
Right, make it two quid.

318
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,790
You know, I've got to admire you.

319
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:42,320
Do him porridge for not paying the fine.

320
00:17:42,321 --> 00:17:44,659
Yeah, well, Blondie, they're not going
to push me around, mate.

321
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:46,890
They won't break me even if they try
torture.

322
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,860
Yeah, well, it takes guts to say that.

323
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,290
Got to hand it to you.

324
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:53,830
I'll stick.

325
00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:56,600
You can't stick on 14.

326
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,550
Oh, sorry.

327
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,690
Twist!

328
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,350
You're bust.

329
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,150
Here.

330
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:07,530
I'm getting discharged tonight. Anything
I can handle for you?

331
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,870
Like what?

332
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,860
Well, I can do that magistrate over, if
you like.

333
00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:15,130
Spotty old GBH, my speciality.

334
00:18:15,131 --> 00:18:17,729
No, no, I don't want to put you out, you
know.

335
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,780
All right, then.

336
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:19,880
Pay 19.

337
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,080
How many's that?

338
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:24,940
12.

339
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,290
You ain't fiddling me, are you, Sidney?

340
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,510
This is beginner's luck, sir.

341
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,790
Here, I can help you. Yeah?

342
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:40,139
I got some money stashed behind the fire
extinguisher for my last job down at

343
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:42,919
the local police station. No, no, you
keep it, mate. Save it.

344
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,410
Very nice of you to offer it, you know.
Right, out you come then, McGurk.

345
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,250
Don't worry, we'll keep your bunk nice
and warm for you.

346
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,420
Well, go on then, Sid.

347
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,720
I'll send you that money I owe you.

348
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,480
In a fruitcake with a fire and a pair of
wire cutters.

349
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,500
I remember to take my teeth out.

350
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,000
Out you go, McGurk. Go on, Sid.

351
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:07,019
Wilson, take that man upstairs to the
office.

352
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,070
You come with me.

353
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,350
You've got a visitor.

354
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:11,310
Visitor?

355
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,880
Hello, Steve. Quiet, please.

356
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,440
Right, Abbott, sit down there.

357
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,230
No mucking about.

358
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,290
No monkey business.

359
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:24,600
You've got two minutes.

360
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:26,960
What are you doing there?

361
00:19:26,961 --> 00:19:28,559
How's it going, Nancy?

362
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,219
Oh, it's all right. I can stick it till
Monday.

363
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:33,860
Yeah? Well, that's what I come about,
you see. Right.

364
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,260
Actually, I've had a bit of a calamity.

365
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:39,430
In a way.

366
00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:42,879
When I got home this afternoon... Yeah?
I said, it was this bloke from the

367
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,620
electricity board... No whispering!

368
00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:47,220
Would you care to join us?

369
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,600
One and a half minutes.

370
00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:52,819
I said, it was this bloke from the
electricity board and he'd come to cut

371
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,080
cos I hadn't paid the bill.

372
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,040
What's that got to do with me?

373
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:03,159
I said, we owe £47 .50 and I'm overdrawn
at the bank already and... I don't

374
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,210
know, I'll tell her.

375
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:08,110
What are you trying to tell me, Trevor?

376
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,500
I had to, Sid.

377
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:11,650
You spent my 50 quid!

378
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:14,050
Not all of it, Sid.

379
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,530
Honestly. No.

380
00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:17,560
Here's the change.

381
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,130
£2 .50. No gifts or presents?

382
00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:26,549
That's not a present. It's the last of
my 50 quid. It's all right, Sid. Keep

383
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:27,329
your hair on.

384
00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:29,909
But it's my only chance of getting out
of here on Monday.

385
00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:30,669
I know.

386
00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:31,720
I feel awful.

387
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:35,190
I'll pay you back. A couple of quid a
month.

388
00:20:38,699 --> 00:20:41,360
Is that right? I shall be in here for 30
years.

389
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,480
And I have no option seat.

390
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,080
You won't want me to end up in a nick.

391
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,820
What do you think this is?

392
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,440
The putney bleeding Hilton?

393
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,160
And his sports jacket.

394
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:14,920
And here's the briefcase.

395
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,390
Oh, we should get at least 15 quid for
that lot.

396
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,130
All right, Trev.

397
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,860
How's it going, then?

398
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,840
Oh, Trevor, is it really necessary?

399
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,570
Oh, yeah.

400
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,260
I mean, he was a broken man when I saw
him last night.

401
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,220
But he's got his pride.

402
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,850
Poor Sid.

403
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,360
Yeah. I keep telling him, you know, pay
the fine.

404
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,710
But he wouldn't.

405
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:37,630
Here we are.

406
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,760
I got ten pounds for his fishing tackle.

407
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,490
Oh. Thank you, dear.

408
00:21:42,110 --> 00:21:45,570
We may even have enough money to renew
the television licence.

409
00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:49,960
It's hardly worth getting him out. He
won't have anything left to come home

410
00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:54,170
I've always fancied this jacket. How
much?

411
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,240
Two -fifty.

412
00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:58,100
Done.

413
00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:00,990
Thank you, Trevor.

414
00:22:00,991 --> 00:22:05,929
Right, on your feet, Abbott, when a
prison officer approaches.

415
00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:07,590
Here we are, 44 Nicker.

416
00:22:08,270 --> 00:22:09,530
That's the best I could do.

417
00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:11,650
That pawnbroker drove a hard bargain.

418
00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,090
You're still six quid short.

419
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:14,430
Harry? Eh?

420
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:22,429
Twenty quid me watch, fifteen quid me
gold ring and lighter, five quid me

421
00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:23,930
jacket, four quid me trousers.

422
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:27,050
Another six quid and I'm out. Six quid.

423
00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:30,650
Hey, you're a lucky lad, Abbott. Come
with me.

424
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:32,020
More visitors.

425
00:22:32,690 --> 00:22:33,740
More visitors?

426
00:22:41,681 --> 00:22:43,769
embracing, please?

427
00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:45,229
Sit down there, madam, please.

428
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,280
You, stand there.

429
00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:49,430
Daddy, you can come home. We paid the
fine.

430
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:55,030
I told you I didn't want to pay you
for... Where did you get the money?

431
00:22:55,430 --> 00:22:57,010
We just sold a few things.

432
00:22:57,011 --> 00:22:58,709
What things?

433
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,330
Just some odd clothes and things.

434
00:23:00,570 --> 00:23:06,490
Like what? Like suits, sports jacket,
shoes, briefcase, tool kit, spot lamps.

435
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,370
Oh, and your fishing tackle.

436
00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:11,040
I don't believe it. You haven't sold my
clothes.

437
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,539
Just take me home. I want to get out of
here. I want to lie down on the sofa. I

438
00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:19,739
want to have a drink, lots of drinks and
something to eat and get my feet up. In

439
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:23,170
front of the television. Yes, please.
Daddy, it's Miss World tonight.

440
00:23:23,171 --> 00:23:23,739
Is it?

441
00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:25,480
Followed by the European Cup final.

442
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,620
Leave me to it. Come on, let's go.

443
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,850
Oi! What?

444
00:23:28,851 --> 00:23:30,379
Are you taking that blanket?

445
00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:31,820
Yes. Two quid.

446
00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:44,089
Pour your father a drink.

447
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,950
Sally, get his dinner ready. OK, Mummy.

448
00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:49,700
Come on, my darling. You sit down and
make yourself comfortable. Thank you.

449
00:23:51,110 --> 00:23:52,160
All right, I'll go.

450
00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:59,330
Oh, good evening, Mr Abbott. I'm very
sorry.

451
00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:00,880
Don't apologise,

452
00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:06,390
mate. It was my fault, wasn't it? I
think it's very nice of you to come

453
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:07,580
Come in.

454
00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:09,669
Would you like a drink?

455
00:24:09,670 --> 00:24:11,050
Oh, that's very civil of you.

456
00:24:11,330 --> 00:24:12,380
What can I get you?

457
00:24:12,430 --> 00:24:13,710
Your television license.

458
00:24:14,290 --> 00:24:15,340
Hang on a minute.

459
00:24:16,070 --> 00:24:18,240
Darling, give him the television
license.

460
00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:19,580
Sid. Yes?

461
00:24:20,050 --> 00:24:22,190
I only had enough to pay the fine.

462
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,600
Thank you.

463
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